~The Vending Machine Theory : "Stuff tastes better when it falls".
~Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
~Dyslexics Of The World Untie.
~Don't steal. The government hates competition.
~You know you have a small apartment when Coco Pops echo.
~If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous? (Stop shaking your head...you know that's funny)
~I went too a restaurant that served breakfast at anytime, so i ordered french toast during the renaissance.
~To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
~Depression is just anger without enthusiasm. (hey, ya gotta laugh at yourself sometimes!)
~Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
~We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
~The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
~How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
~I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
:)) Be Restored!!! God is good....all the time!!! :)))