Friday, November 12, 2010

Funny Friday

Random things that make me smile. Have a great weekend!

~The Vending Machine Theory : "Stuff tastes better when it falls".

~Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

~Dyslexics Of The World Untie.

~Don't steal. The government hates competition.

~You know you have a small apartment when Coco Pops echo.

~If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous? (Stop shaking your know that's funny)

~I went too a restaurant that served breakfast at anytime, so i ordered french toast during the renaissance.

~To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

~Depression is just anger without enthusiasm. (hey, ya gotta laugh at yourself sometimes!)

~Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.

~We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

~The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
~How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

~I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

:)) Be Restored!!! God is good....all the time!!! :)))

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